Things I’ve Learned In Undergraduate School…..
- Sociology classes are code word for “Nap Hour”
- Never date your Room & Activities Director…Trust me.
- Assume all of your roommates lack any cooking skills, which resorts to their mother dropping off weekly care packages.
- Coffee > Water.
- Libraries and lecture halls are always empty till midterms & finals.
- I’m personal a early rise, but waking up anyone before 10am is asking the dead to rise.
- Never announce setting an exam curve aloud and proceed to dance. Unless your classmate in the next seat over isn’t one who failed.
- Everyone will wear pajamas and sweaters on a daily basis till it’s time for a pub crawl.
- Always lock doors unless you want drunks stumbling into your living room at 3am.
Overall, it was a pleasant experience.
~Zot! Zot!
